This is the page where Renae Brumbaugh Green is supposed to provide impressive things for you to read. But since the most impressive thing about her is the fact that she almost won a car in one of those little fast-food scratch-off games one time, years ago, but she didn’t actually scratch off the car until she found the card in her desk drawer, long after the deadline had passed . . . there’s not much to say.

But if you really want to know about her writing stuff, she’s the author of more than twenty books, has made the ECPA Bestseller list twice, and has contributed to many more books. She’s written hundreds of articles for national publications, and has won awards for her humor.

She’s married to a real hunk, and she’s a mom to some amazing kids. She writes music, sings, and likes to perform on stage. She’s a sometimes school-teacher, an all-the-time wannabe superhero. Her favorite color is blue, unless you’re talking about nail polish, in which case her favorite color is Bubblegum Pink.

If you want to know more, or if you’d like to read more of her books, you can find her at www.RenaeBrumbaugh.com.